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Had A Bad Day?

Things Just Don't Seem To Be Going Right?

 


IT'S SO HOT in Missouri


.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground...

Take a Step Back in Time...

The year is 1910, just over one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes!

Here are some statistics for the Year 1910:

 

PARAPROSDOKIANS...


PARAPROSDOKIANS...are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous

BLAZING Humor ...

Our readers have found a way to express humor, during some of the hottest temperatures on record.

Enjoy ... what other choices do you have?

 


Men Can Fix ANYTHING!

 

No Doubt...Our Readers Submit the Best Stuff!

Be Sure to open this document for the a big laugh!!!

 


The Best of Hospital Bloopers

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS 

( Said to be actual writings from hospital charts )

BLACK ROBBERS (A True Story)

For anyone who didn't see the episode of David Letterman's show where this story was told, read this:  

(And remember it's a true story...)

DOOMED FROM THE START:

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid."
                                            ~ John Wayne

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