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There is a 'Barbie' Everywhere!

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the St. Louis  market:

The Bail Out Program Best Defined!

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mulefor $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
  The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
  Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

Job Opening

Position:  Surveyor
Salary:  $200 per hour (tax-free)
Qualification:  Must be fast on your feet
 

People Can Be Very Stange, Indeed!

This is An Actual Christmas Light Display

The Shoebox

  A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years..  They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. 

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