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Strange Things Happen When Men Lack Adult Supervision...

It's the buddy plan! 

It's Almost Artistic! 

Good-Bye 2010 !


As we progress through the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

Don't Mess with Seniors!


A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

Bizarre Holiday Gift Ideas!


New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT! It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.  

2010 Top TSA Slogans


` Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see in your underpants.

` Grope discounts available.

2010 TSA PinUp Calendar

The TSA PinUp Calendar is Available at your local airport!

Doormats Make The Difference!

Personalize Your Castle!



The Modern Day Conception

A Little  Boy Goes  to his Father and Asks 'Daddy,  How was I  Born?'

A Fun Fact from Every U.S. State

A Fun Fact for Each State

ALABAMA ... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968.

ALASKA ... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license.

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